It smells like weed.
We are in Boulder, Everything smells like weed.
This girl wants me to lick her pits
pits??
Yeah pits, I think I still go for it though
he like comes into my room and is like..."can you fix my pants" and then just drops trou
I just passed on expense account drinking, this must be the worst hangover ever.
it got awkward when she realized that our nickname for her was "The Hambeast"
They just yellow carded someone for spilling a drink because it was a party foul. Love germans.
I am getting drunk. And i'm going to paint my face and slide down the stairs like Pochahontas. Goodbye
I think you'll appreciae more than anyone that I'm renting my parking spot out for a half gallon of vodka a month.
Solid. Can't put a price on good times
You can and it's called a liver.
You called me at 3 am and I rode my flat ass bike that I dug out of my garage in the dark to meet you at dunkin donuts for a 10 minute convo about your mother and you didn't drive me home.
you owe me a blunt and a bottle of moscato.
IM WAITING BITCH. ANSWER ME.
At least I got to make out with you a little before you proposed.
Doug will be the one to get my vagina. I don't know when or how but I'm now declaring that it is his. And he better not disappoint.
I just ordered a "football meatlong" from subway
Honestly after an incomprehensible political rant yoga seems like the best option at 2 am
If you can't trust the person at the taco cabana drive thru, who can you trust?!
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