I sometimes forget that turkeys are alive even when its not Thanksgiving.
i'm just sitting here going through her tagged pics, covering up different parts of her face to try and figure out exactly what it is that makes her so ugly.
You went around chanting "dinosaur period" and drinking tomato soup from the can.
ALL CAPS CUZ ITS SERIOUS SHAME.
I just took a shit with a lightsaber in my hand. Dreams fulfilled.
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You. Win. At. Life.
I just found a plastic cup with panties inside of it. Let's play CSI.
All I know is....there's beer in my camera. How do I know? Because I can pick up my camera,shake it and HEAR, the beer in it
i woke up in his neighbors pool house. Not sure how I got here but there is people swimming outside. how do I escape?
just fucking run.
Just living on dreams and a bed of used condoms
Please tell me you aren't concussed from dancing on the stripper pole
Trying not to look at her chest is like trying to not hear a fire engine racing by.
You know it was a weird week when you have a mystery bruise and youre unsure if it was from crazy sex or getting bit by a duck. Life.
IDK MAYBE BC I WOKE UP IN AN AIRPORT WITH A ONE WAY TICKET TO LONDON
He had a vasectomy. I think I'm in love.
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