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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
i think i just heard my dad finish in the other room...
better yet, through the bookshelves. like an intellectual glory hole
We glued Jenga blocks together, called it "magic blocks" and sold it to the stoners for $50 and a bottle of Henny
Want to get together for a boner voyage before you leave?
They put me in charge of something. Why the fuck would you look at me and put me in charge of something while i'm double fisting peach mimosas at a baby shower
when I came to get Jamie there was a cop standing outside with her, made me roll down my window to tell me "she's got to go cause she won't keep her shirt buttoned"
I mean, I love her. But not "I'll have a threesome with her." Type of love.
I have way too big of a thanksgiving food baby to enjoy any of my old high school booty calls
Ummm so I'm at the hospital and just heard some guy get tazed......twice.
Well I either feel like the fat girl or very accomplished because his bed is now broken in three places
The next time we go out, we're bringing a jar so that people can contribute to the rest of what I need to come up with for my breast implants... We'll show them yours for inspiration and persuasion.
According to timehop today marks the 3rd anniversary of my 1st blackout
Did you just correct my spelling of a made up word?
No, I just was using your word in plural form
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