I tried to tell him it was only 2:00, but he said since it was 5:00 in New York, it was perfectly acceptable. He then put on a Blues Brothers hat and a pair of wayfarers and left. I expect him home in a few hours with a police escort.
he's super hid and wouldn't leave us alone so i snatched his phone and started texting lovelink (thanks for a well-timed commercial) that will cost him money. muhahaha
Taking my final with a coffee mug full of keystone... best semester ever.
I need a secretary to manage my drinking schedule.
through my window right now you can see the hot chick next door is standing BUTT ASS NAKED eating peanut butter off a knife.
ill be there in 5.
Sorry I had passed out by this time I think, with the chicken fingers ON my face in my bed, with all the lights on, and ketchup all over.
My dinner last night was 3000 calories of beer. Slept kneeling on the floor w/ my head on a couch
FYI the landlord called, said we need to clean the puke off the side of the house...was someone on the roof lastnight??
No i'm not calming down the girl at white castle did not need to see the picture of my dick on your phone.
I just want every freshman guy to know about Grindr just so I can have more options
I'm just checking to make sure you don't want to go to the farmers market... This is an assumption based on the fact that you were slapped with a sandwich last night and you remained unconscious.
Summers almost over and we haven't golfed, got naked or had sex yet. Let's do all three in one day, no particular order.
I only know one person in my class and that's my dealer.
I think he fucked my hip out of place.
Well the cops were called after the kid fell, but we saw 4 cute guys from our window while it was going down, so it wasn't all that bad.
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