All I seem to do lately is get myself off, take naked pictures and drink beer. I don't know if thats a good or bad thing.
She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
Correct me if I'm wrong, but I did not stop moving last night. If tequila gives me that extra push to have an active lifestyle, so be it.
A very small part of me wants you to appreciate me for more than just my breasts. But the rest of me is breasts.
She is just riding on my slutty coat tails.
You said your legs stopped working and then pulled yourself around the floor with your hands.
That explains the wood chips stuck in my nipples.
We need to figure out what we are doing for halloween asap. I'm not going out like a punk ass bitch burger king again this year.
Just considered playing a drinking game with powerade with my sister so she would get some fluids in her. I do so well with sick people.
If I don't get my shit together, I'm going to be one of those really fucked up cases on 1000 ways to die
STONER SAFETY TIP: don't use the driver's side vanity mirror to check how red your eyes are while you're driving. it won't work. trust me.
You are an awesome peach made of glitter.
I'm allotting you four buildings to piss on tonight. Choose wisely.
The only thing I want for my birthday is a divorce from you.
You were only speaking with either thumbs up, thumbs down, or high fives haha
Going to jail. Warrant. Be home late. For the love of god turn your ringer on.
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