we went to that german restaurant and drank out of the boots. Then I threw up into one
apparently i walked up to the counter, put $30 worth of snacks next to this girl, and went 'uhh i have no money'
If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
we saw you sitting at the door of the dorm trashed, wrapped in DANGER tape with a stolen balloon around your wrist
Man now I have poo on my blackberry!!!
brownberry?
The gym is handing out free condoms this week, motivation to work out this week?
I was the last girl at the bar last night. It was like a battle royale between 10 guys.
Note to self: don't tell your girlfriends dad you can have his daughter in bed by ten and home by midnight. He doesnt find it funny
Then I'll go home and you two can do whatever two same sex heterosexual soul mates do
Btw I'm already known as the drunk roommate. Don't know if that's a success or a failure seeing as it hasn't even been a week since I've been here
I will show up on your front porch in a wet t shirt and some mac and cheese
He was the highest I've ever seen. Almost had him convinced there are only three colors in the rainbow...
In retrospect, vomiting out of a moving vehicle on the third date should have been a deal breaker
Is there a single word to describe 'the last guy she slept with before meeting her husband'? Cause there should be.
I actually talked to his parents last night about it. haha. I had a bottle of smirnoff in my hand, I'm sure they took me serious.
Randomize
