yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
We walked past a group of guys in front of a bar last night and they claimed, I quote: Wow, we'd actually have to work for that.
I just saw a commercial for "tickle me elmo hands" and I am almost 100 percent sure that at the end elmo said "yeaaaaa boooyyyyyy"
please dont tell anyone i was drunk
you were publicly making out with a very old very spandex covered woman...they know
Hah, I lost the lenses in my glasses, didn't event notice til this morning... How was the meeting?
can you just act like it's not so easy to get a blowjob from me??
I am gifting my birthday sex to you, but its okay because I can always just have birthday vibrator.
Lets watch game of thrones and have sex every time someone is naked. It'll be like a drinking game but better.
I just woke up to myself peeing the bed. Happy hump day! I'll never get married.
Dude, get out of Andrea's vagina and call me back
It would have been nice to break the dry spell with nice, civilized, sober sex somewhere other than on my friend's couch.
Did you just email Kelly and I gay dinosaur erotica?
So I couldn't find Leif..... He fell asleep in our closet upstairs trying to get changed into warmer clothes
I know what I want to do this Friday. However, it might end in me getting kicked out of an arcade and a mini golf course.
i am also 80% sure that my shirt glows in the dark.
Randomize
