It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
i just licked my manager on accident and i'm freaking out
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
Having a race with the dryer. Seeing who can get drunk/dry clothes faster.
Ever have a day where u just waNna wake up get a blow job eat food and chill I just want today to be that day
tequilla shots with my grandparents? christmas visiting just got so much better
Alright fuck it. Alcoholic Jamie is back and here to stay.
Do you still speak french? one of two girls I woke up with only speaks french...
And by pregame I mean drink heavily and watch Russian dash cam car crash vids
If you end up wanting to sit on his face, just make a sound like a dying giraffe and I'll make myself scarce.
Pretty sure this ice cream truck is following me.
just saw two eagle scouts making out in chic-fil-a
There is an episode of "how it's made" on tv right now. The subject is tequila and water beds. Basically my life.
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