don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
They should make Jack Daniels chap stick
in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
ya i looked horrible drunk and pregnant isn't a good combination
Totally about to meet up with Ryan in an empty parking lot. Expect to fuck him. Yes I know it's 3am. Slutty? Possibly. Excited? Damn right.
Well yes but because of that incident i now salute to truck drivers
Gees I domt know what your deal was. You kept looking at Nick and shaking your head frantically and doing a weird motion with your hands
Tgat was the small dick alert
Everybody in the immediate area is hooking up like it's doomsday
WHY AM I NOT THERE?
You woke me up at 2 am to tell me I could pee in a golf club if I wanted to.
I fucked him on my yoga mat. Then we wake and baked and ate granola. So yes, you could say I found my center.
I've had more lap dances than hrs of sleep since Thursday, this is why you're planning all three of my bachelor parties
Drank vodka clubs for 6 hours last night. Holy shit just realized that.
Think of the things uve done in the past. And ask urself "have I done worse?" If u answer yes. Its perfectly ok.
I just found out how I got home last night. The bartenders found me sitting in the brush peeing and called me a cab. Have you seen my underwear?
Just made a secret hand shake with my sisters cat. Boredom at its finest.
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