so, just learned that EVERYONE heard pretty much everything last night. my roommates were surprised to learn you're a dirty talker.
Ridin mah bike see you on the moon
Just opened a bottle with my rape whistle. At least it's finally getting used for something.
She asked the taxi driver to stop at the Texaco because she had to puke. She did then stumbled into the gas station and bought a 40.
Holy shit, you lost your virginity on 11/11/11. Now every time someone fucks you, they can make a wish. Your vagina has officially been transformed into a wishing well.
I just had cybersex with some guy from the Netherlands for 2 HOURS instead of doing my History project...how's your break going?
Hey, it was your idea to keep her occupied with the barscanner on your phone.
you didnt need to give her a fucking sharpie. there are handmade barcodes everywhere. including my cock. fucker.
He's tweaking out . If he's on fucking bathsalts and eats my face like a chalupa pull the plug. I don't want to live with no fucking face. Pull. The. Plug.
Just thinking about this summer makes me feel a slight tingle of an orgasm mixed with a twinge of regret as the cold ghostly feeling of multiple hangovers creep into my body.
You seemed underwhelmed by my smooth, smooth ass
They are going to name an STD after you.
sorry I called you to cry about the state of the neopets economy
wish he had known he had poison ivy on his cock beforehand... Is calamine okay to put on your vag?..
QUIT STEALING MY PHONE AND SEXTING MY MOM!!!!
It’s only loud for those who wanna get loud. The bowlers are protected.
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