So you honestly dont remember putting honey in your bong? You kept talking about how you wanted to become a bee and fly
Waaait I'm alsleep in myt car somewhere
So... 5th graders can't whisper for shit, but apparently I have an awesome rack.
Haha. Niice.
Yeah, I didn't know whether to be shocked or flattered.
both.
you were smoking 3 cigarettes at once saying 'cancer isn't real! Its all in your head!'
he kept whispering yes yes yes yes the entire 15 minutes. i almost wish it was a quickie.
my financial goal is to have my cable back before football season starts
I thought he was kidding when he said pretend to be a dunkin donut delivery women. This is the last time I ever role play.
Thanks for talking me down from peeing on his window last night.
I am now curious as to how you would have aimed.
Someone got day drunk, but I'm not saying who.
It was me.
I just remembered something. Did we really all flash the cab driver to get half off?
Someone brought brownies to work and I was skeptical to eat one then I remembered I was at work and there is no way there is weed in them. Haha I'm blaming you for that.
She asked me if I would fuck her with my storm trooper mask on
At one point of the night i was standing at the bar and 3 of them had their hands down my pants, they were like thumb wrestling for it.
"Fwd: Nice to meet you last night thanks for the tit flash" no recollec. i am officially banned from wearing tube tops to the bar.
Apparently walking into a national conference and proclaiming "i'm here to fuck shit up" is frowned upon.
Who knew?
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