Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
this whole healthcare thing got me thinking.. without knowing it my parents are now going to be paying for my dealer to be able to live..
I puked all over his apartment, then slept with the skinniest girl here. Which isn't saying much in Ohio.
the head trauma was worth the blowjob.
Decided to go explore a half built apartment complex at 4 a.m and leave a 3 block obstacle course in the alley ways on the way home.
Haha at least the one I have like that you can't tell we are completely drunk and you're about to kick a glass out of my hand in a fit of joy over pizza.
I should start wearing my Batman shirt more often when I drink. Good things happen. All sorts of shit.
You left something at the house but since I'm back home now so I can just mail it over. Address?
I didn't realize you could put dignity in a box these days.
So Bodhi just sent me a pic of someone's balls with a message that says "I hope you all have a ballin' night." I don't even know what level of friendship to call this anymore.
Oh my god.
The ballsiest level.
This is the third time my roommate and I have drunkenly hooked up. I'm starting to think she's not as straight as she says she is.
Were you citizens arresting people again last night?
So, I've discovered that I'm approximately 70% nicer to my mother when I've had an orgasm in the last 48 hours. It's science.
Dad smells like hangovers and 65 years of bitterness
Texting people and counting condoms..we have like fourteen. Goal for this week: use all of them
The list of people who didn't throw up last night is insanely smaller than the list of people who did
So it was a successful night I take it?
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