found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
I woke up on a futon with 2 stolen budwiesers in my purse, 5 extra bucks, a sucker stuck to my shoe, one sock, and a stolen copy of the zombie survival guide
please tell me this is not legit
you convinced me to pee myself because I was wearing dark jeans.
There's a Sam Adams brew house. How were we not supposed to go
like stop trying to get a relationship out of this when i'm clearly in the drunken mistakes part of my life.
Girl this is ridiculous I told my self that I would stop having sex in stairwells yet it keeps happening
And the view of you in reverse cowgirl is arguably the most spectacular view ever... And I've seen the Eiffle tower, the colosseum, mountains of Hawaii, Michaelangelo's David, and the Mona Goddamn Lisa. Just saying.
Ever since we've gotten back together, it's like the ghosts of booty call's past have been hitting me up. Lol.
She said she was hoping I'd be hotter. I told her I didn't see anybody standing in line to titty fuck her either. She was a great kisser.
My intervention, when it happens, should have vanilla cake....buttermilk icing.
Are you drunk texting me again or are you just being your regular stupid self?
yes
I just wanna be naked and go frolic in the snow
All I want is to get shitfaced and fuck random strangers is that really to much to ask?
Your dick. My mouth. We have 20 minutes.
I couldn't find my contact solution so I thought mixing toothpaste and water would work
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