I wannas sexs uuuuu
we are driving next to a guy driving and masturbating while looking at a naked magazine. I love LA
this girl ate taco bell on my bed naked last night, it was the sexiest thing ive ever seen
I was too high to figure out which of the three doors would lead me to my classroom, so i sat down in the middle of the hallway and ate a twinkie.
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
She had sex in a public bathroom and slept on a couch in the dorm lobby. It's only Monday
if girls can go out in miniskirts and reveal their thongs, I should be able to wear a sheer dress with boyshorts with the word love bedazzled on my ass.
This is why you're my favorite.
I am literally sitting here with a jar of Nutella and a spoon, reading an article called "never drink alone again because now there's wine for cats." How single am I?
Yeah probably not. I have a hair appt, a gun class, and hopefully a boy to fuck. I'm booked.
Because you failed to stop the wedding, now I have to be a homewrecker. My eternal damnation is on your head I hope you're proud.
I just need some breakup sex yanno like filthy wish fulfilling breakup sex to make me forget what I never had
That awkward moment when you're drunk enough to crave cocaine, but you're sober enough to know it's only Tuesday.
She told me I was absolutely not allowed to sleep with him even though she knows I'm a rule breaker who loves a good challenge.
Thanks for fucking the skin off my dick
It was a joint effort between my vagina my feet and your hand you can't just blame that all on me
I shit myself and fell down the stairs and I’m still finding shit In those pants.
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