You thought that the "chillable" logo on the box wine was referring to a city in italy.
It was great. Even bought me breakfast in the AM
From?
Well, he didn't exactly take me out, but left a $20 on the table...
Yes, yes she is. This will teach her not to pull her vibrator out and harass people with it at parties.
Your penis has nothing to do with my throat infection, sorry...
College has taught me that the "best idea" is rarely the fun one.
This is true but you can't really get fired from college
Finally had sex in the new kitchen. Burnt the hamburgers and hit myself in the face with the freezer door. Worth it.
Look,the guy had sex w/a Canadian prison guard on the deck of a cruise ship,he could blow any second.
It made me want to take you home, put you in footie pajamas and feed you spaghettios
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
I fucked him while wearing his hat. I love the navy
Would you think less of me if I said I was eating a toaster strudel in the bath.
There is a guy down by the river wearing a zebra print speedo and a sombrero, with a beer in each hand, screaming "This is America bitches!"
I keep worrying the police are going to come looking for us.
For which one? Starting a fire on my porch or having sex on my porch?
I think I came out of my blackout as I was ordering wine from the private wedding reception.
Juice tastes so weird without alcohol
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