awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
There need to be more gay people on my afternoon soaps.
It's a pity Stephen Hawking can't do sarcasm.
I find it ironic that im starting my birth control on mothers day.
If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
Dude how the fuck are we gonna get the lawnmower outta the pool?
Why hello there Olivia! How are you today on this fine and most wonderful morning full of magic and adventure and awesomeness?
Someone just got laid.
So the guy who is making our IDs is in jail now for attempted murder, with no bail...
So no fakes?
i don't even know why we got arrested this time. i think the cops just like our company at this point
It wasn't so much skinny dipping. It more like skinny walking...through a fountain.
Strip mythology. Everyone wins. Most of all me.
Also if i get drunk and start crying about the elephants you all have my permission to abandon me.
I was giving him a blowjob but we had to stop because he started crying when his cat walked in and started staring at us
yeah the highlight of my day was the 911 operator telling me they had frantically been trying to figure out where i was
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