Girls don't like it when you cum inside them and then discuss baby names.
just found a sign outside my brothers door "not going to church, don't even try" and he is covered is vomit in his bed.
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
The drunken tricycle race really added some class to the Tour de Franzia. Until everyone wiped out and started puking.
Taking my tights off outside the club to give them to the homeless man was my contribution to humanity. The fact that it was snowing just made me feel like superman.
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
I'm naked and wearing a cowbell.i love med school.
Tried to ride the mechanical bull pants less, got punched for making out with some lesbians wife, and you tipped the bartender with a can of skoal.
I regret nothing
In related news, I couldn't want to blow you more if your dick made harmonica noises.
They're the one who can profit the most when given the opportunity for blackmail.
At least that's how I've always seen it whenever I've been the Designated Driver.
That simultaneously explains everything and makes me very very terrified of you.
I'm a stupid stupid woman who is totally going to rock this holiday season dick drunk on that Ginger
Just let me pee on you and I'll leave you alone.
You can accomplish quite a bit with a can do attitude and a well placed ice cube.
Last time i cooked this high i tried to makw bacon amd then burned myselfbon the grill, only to realize 25min latwr when the bacon wouldnt cook that the grill wasn't on. I IMAGINED the burn.
im tired of guys just wanting to hook up with me. im like, guys, i know im pretty and i have a slammin bod and i love making out, but cant someone treat me with respect??
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