4:12a: just got back to his place now. I don't want to talk about it
She went from zero to smokin in five shots
They want to listen to Lady Gaga while they puke.
At least we kept it together. It's people like him who yell at bushes that give acid a bad name
We started telling people we were married, and then we hooked up on a park bench
Heed the warning of the ghost of Oktoberfest present: German beer is soooooooo much better than our watered down children's piss. also lost all my clothes and am wearing lederhosen the rest of the trip.
I found a lucrative side business - giving rides home to drunk oil executives. Very profitable.
Why Weren't you wearing pants?
because pants are for people with no imagination
FUCK... Pulled a chick from the bar went to her house passed out on the shitter. She lives in a house full of girls. They were making poop jokes as i left
Just fucked a MILF from Alaska. I love traveling.
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
Gays age differently than straights. 29 is like 45 in gay years. Next year I'll be in adult diapers and applying for medicaid.
if you're not jumping for joy when you see penis then you're looking at the wrong ones.
He had a clap on lamp. So every time he was ramming into me, the lights kept turning on and off
Where you at? Come home and endure this shit show called "The Second Presidential Debate".
Randomize
