It's just you. You wear the fuck me fedora and wear baller shorts, hollywood hippie who thinks she is shakira when she's drunk.
I think i peed on brittanys purse
Brogan sounds similar to Bridget...sorta.
Every girl's name is automatically translated to "Baby/Milk Carrier" in my brai
New channing tatum movie.
I'll bring my vibrator.
I tried. Now my legs are bleeding and I cracked my head on the coffee table. Never taking your advice again.
Precisely. She's an awesome drinking companion; yet, not so awesome mother-in-law material.
Ya I know. She's self aware though, like the terminator. Which is the best kind of crazy
He is just a personification of a vodka hangover.
Yes. Sex with questionable women, and made of potatoes.
These bubbles make my penis feel like it is resting on clouds.
I guess I'll just chalk it up as a learning experience and a lot of great sex.
At least he finally released me from his spooning oven of death...
Can't decide if this guy is hot or if I'm just bored.
Sex is clearly the solution either way.
He used one of his curtains as a leash and hand restraints. He wins the creative sex challenge hands down.
I think I'm at a stage of my life where I subconsciously purposefully fuck everything up just to see if I can find a way out of it.
Should I put the spider I likely swallowed in my sleep into my calorie tracker?
Randomize
