The last thing I remeber was convincing you to hide in the fridge, and then taking everything out and you not fitting.
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
he actually proposed, and i threw up on him...i guess 5 glasses of wine was a bad idea.
just had sex in his gielfriend's bed, and puked all over it. i need to get out of here.
I just found out me and my parents buy from the same drug dealer.
you should get a family discount.
Just found my mom passed out in my bed holding a bag of wine. Not sure if I'm ashamed or proud.
i don't even remember going to get food. i think i got gas too.
I knew I was in the wrong bar when "I have a daughter your age" was some random's pick up line.
yeah he couldn't walk in a straight line and started throwing up and told the cop he just has an astigmatism
Chelsea passed out in the kiddie pool. Just added around 28 boxes of jello powder. Will let you know how it works out
also, the amount of semen in my carpet right now is unforgivable...
My roommate told me he found me naked in the shower puking and when he asked why I was naked I said "you can't wear clothes in a shower"
That seems dangerous to buy acid from a stranger on craigslist
So the other day we finished having sex and he literally said "what are we going to do about your vagina?" Like, I hadn't even dismounted him yet.
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