Well apparently he's into motor boating.
i wish there were pregnant emoticons
I saw his dick soo much last night when I saw him this morning all I saw was penis where his face should be
me and this guy in my office just exchanged an "i saw you at a drag show last night" look as he passed by my desk.
This girl is drinking wine and watching grey's anatomy in the library during finals week. I hate comm majors.
I woke up with a solved rubics cube in my purse
i'm calling it girls night to make myself feel better but lets be real.....i wasn't going to get any guys tonight regardless
she named my penis "gigantor the baby arm"
So I went tanning and I burned my boobs.
They're like sad pomegranates.
I'm at the local community college pretending to be a substitute for a computer applications class
It all started because he put my damn phone in his pants. By his crotch nonetheless.
I had a sex dream about Fox Mulder, and the Royals just won the World Series. My life is complete.
I'm a terrible person when I drink. I went from fine to not making any sense and yelling about cheese in like 30 seconds.
How was your day?
Peaceful. I left the house to get paid and get fried chicken.
Last night I realized I made a dick appt 2 MONTHS IN ADVANCE!!!!....... WHO THE HELL DOES THAT!?!? LMAO!
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