Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
I woke up this AM and all of my clothes i wore last night are gone. Instead i am dressed in air jordans, boxers, cargo shorts, and an Affliction t-shirt. the part that upsets me most is that i was with a guy who wears Affliction t-shirts.
my vagina is like the nba. its where amazing happens.
next person that tells me Facebook is a professional tool is getting kicked in the teeth.
Getting a high five from your dog when you're stoned is one the greatest rewards of being a pet owner.
when does it stop being whiskey dick and start just being me bad in bed?
Could you please tell them to stop whispering "thundercunt" every time I walk in the room?
She had a boyfriend but was all over this drunk guy that she just met..she said she loved him and then puked all over him.
I know it was you that I fucked last night... I can smell my disappointment all over the sheets
Called my dealer in tears and we talked for an hour until I felt better. That's the way it should be.
I'm going to make "gut the love salmon" a common slang term for sex. Spread the word.
Dude, i just watched a drag queen dropkick a motherfucker. this is a good night.
I'm definitely not going to be able to fuck him high. I won't be able to not laugh at his man boobs
Rolled over in bed this morning and found Nutella and wet naps. Why can't it ever be a fire fighter, or Jude Law.
I mean I did fuck her boyfriend, the least I could do is post happy birthday on her Facebook wall.
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