Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
tonight i'm making a christmas tree shaped shot pyramid
I have the Lakers game on, but all I can think about is having sex with you. Not sure what you've done here.
I don't think he understands what an important role his penis plays in my level of self esteem
That's why there are breakfast margaritas.
When we found you, you were using the bottle of Captain as a pillow...with a note on your forehead that said don't wake up the champion.
All I remember is mattress sliding down the stairs while giving him a blow-job. Sorry you had to witness the incident.
oh no, don't get me wrong.. she IS really pretty. If you are in to horses or Sarah Jessica Parker.
seeing two freshman taking a cab home at noon on a Monday makes me realize how much worse my life choices could have been
I opened my eyes this morning, looked at the sunlight and made this hangover my bitch.
My dream of watching a live dick sword fight might never be realized now. Currently sobbing, shots to follow
I don't know what happened. His phone, shirt, shoes, and the condom wrapper are here but he isn't. I don't even know how to get a hold of him right now
Son of a bitch took my liquid eyeliner
Of course my parents remember you. You showed them your tits
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