His pick-up line from last night: "I bet you cant climb these stairs right now." Needless to say.. it worked.
Nothing says "This dudes gotta go" better than a boner on your back waking you @ 5 in the morning
So let me get this straight. You would sleep with an uncircumcised guy whose name you didn't know, but you won't try the new shrimp taco from taco bell?
If it wasn't obvious enough to the cops that she was drunk, she threw in, "I like the colors of the lights because it makes purple."
I'm gonna need a helmet and adult supervision by 9...
story update. I'm locked out of my house. Walk of shame advisory extended...
How the hell did he get a boner in that type of situation?
Nobody has seen her in 3 days. Should we call the cops or hope this is just another drunk Carmen San Diego game she's playing?
This day sucks. I just wanna play ostrich and bury my head in your boobs.
Somehow I've got the party rigged to where I get a foot massage every time someone wants a beer out of the fridge. Hellz yeah
I'm sorry I peed on myself in front of your boy toy. You should tell him I'm usually not that trashy. It was nice meeting him tho..
You haven't lived until you've snorted coke from a Pharaoh's hand baby
I didn't pay $79 for lingerie for you to cum in 30 seconds
Our office went out together for the first time to celebrate the fact our coworker got fired.
Do plants get herpes?
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