Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
Girl in front of me has spent the class alternating between playing farmville and the tiffany's website looking at engagement rings. Every once in a while she holds her hand up to the screen.
She doesn't deserve the breathe the same air that we do.
She just bought a cow and we've moved on to looking at wedding dresses.
the mandatory saturday morning class for those written up by RA's turned into a gold mine...just met EVERY hot chick that parties.
After waking up today, I would like to find the Jesus preachers on campus to ask for help in asking for forgiveness to God.
i chipped my tooth tryin to cut thru her pantyhose. that stuff is bulletproof.
Is he smart?
Why would i know that. That would deal with the top half of his body. I only deal with the bottom half.
I know it's not standard practice to meet the couple you donate to, but i'm curious as to what kind of people saw my picture and said, we want that girl's eggs
Swear to god this chicks brother got let out of jail for the weekend for the sole purpose of cock blocking me
Just so you know, if you are not feeling well today it's cause you drank a gatorade bottle full of highlighter fluid.
i ordered a pipe on amazon, and under recommended items, it gave me a top hat. it knows me better than my parents.
New low reached: a cockroach has actually drowned itself in our dirty dishes. We are heathens. Cleaning dance party tonight. No excuses.
We were kinda loud so his roommate woke up and to make up for it he invited him to a threesome. I can't drink whiskey anymore.
His mom showed up at my doorstep, begging me to take him back for him
Where do you find these people?
I found my parents stash of sex toys. You know my green one? My mom has it...in purple. I HAVE THE SAME VIBRATOR AS MY MOTHER
He cut off part of his middle finger playing the knife game while singing The Knife Game Song at the top of his lungs. He also scream like a girl when his finger hit the floor and he realized he fucked up.
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