I can't watch pbs sober anymore
Is it awkward that I've slept with every guy in this room?
Only if they know about it too.
in the 'for' section of the check i put "when we got drunk and broke things". again im sorry.
doing lines of blow through a tampon applicator in the study lounge at 7am so i can finish an italian composition that was due a week and a half ago...such a good student.
craigslist free llama. are you in or are you in?
On a lighter note, my mom and I were playing scattergories, and for "things that you keep hidden" we both put dildo. Proof that we really are related.
Basically, what i'm trying to say is, if you don't have something, excuse or gift, to satisfy my anger i am going to look you in the eye and piss on the floor.
I am the sex elephant in the room. Again.
I had her buy me a cock ring, so we might test that out. We are presently playing yahtzee.
Cock rings and yahtzee. Like peanut butter and jelly.
All's fair in love and war. and tinder.
I think girls have an advantage in chugging contests. We know how to just open our throats.
no strings attached, like you could fuck him and then throw him off a building right after
The fact that I bookended my summer with pregnancy scares doesn't upset me. The fact that he's a trombone major does...
We watched Purple Rain and then proceeded to have sex while listening to the album. If that's not exactly how Prince would want people to honor him, I don't know what is
In honor of the new administration, I'm going to make it my goal this weekend to get some lesbian action. Fuck Donald Trump and fuck Mike Pence. I'm going to be a spiteful gay.
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