Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
No awkward lesbian experiences without me
I'm doing a half mile walk of shame carrying a trash bag and still very drunk. Save me. I feel like a refugee.
my new years resolutions dont apply when im drunk
she both took care of me and took advantage of me. it was BEAUTIFUL.
Correct me if I'm wrong here... but did we serenade each others breasts to "winds of change" last night?
I'm really really gonna try not to at least one night. The 4 day thanksgiving bender almost killed me last year
I've made my dad a martini every night since I was 13.. I got this
i decided this morning while eating my breakfast of red bull and cold pizza that i should take a vow of celibacy
Well, I'm most mad that he lied to you (about being married)...but the CAT THING IS A CLOSE SECOND
Based on the conversation I'm going to assume you didn't close the deal.
It started going awry when I fell through a roof.
Accidentally texted co-worker instead of bf “I’m wfh tomrw. Nooner? 💦”
You told me you could hear my heartbeat through my penis but your methods were unethical.
Sixty five beats a minute. I stand by that.
I have filthy fantasies involving his tongue. My vagina almost exploded while he was licking that ice cream cone.
Even after hearing me fuck his friend twice in one night, he still follows me around like a puppy.
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