Vomit. Vomit. Whatever. You wear a tiara in public.
Looks like an M-80 went off in a lb. of pastrami
Their flight hasn't even left yet and the 'buy food to keep yourself alive' budget is gone on tequila.
She got a tattoo in memory of her cat, my attratcion to her is no more.
We need to either drink and not go to waffle house or go to waffle house and not drink. I need to know which is causing these shits.
But then he started to talk about his wedding he wants and I quote " and yes parts will be choreographed"
well, the drug dealer I've been fucking the past 5 months gave me a chilis gift card for Christmas, so things are looking up.
have to get expensive furniture. after that study abroad now at least six things at ikea are named after guys i slept with
Omg.....I raised my camera to take a pic at this presentation, and I wanted to zoom in, so I swiped my phone to the left and up pops my dick pic from last night.
I can't bring myself to turn around to see if pple saw it.
Girl we've come a long way since our first Brazilian wax
Life is so difficult sometimes. Can you imagine? Going through life, constantly creating boners everywhere you go.
Only you would get a side of potential vagina with your sandwich
What the hell do you do when your fuck buddy leaves to go for a piss naked and 20 minutes later hasn't come back and can't be found anywhere in the house or outside but has left his phone, tee shirt and shoes in your bedroom.
I don't think there is a pre defined social etiquette for a lost naked fuck buddy now roaming the streets.
you missed a good time last night.
you texted me at 10 telling me to come fuck you, that says enough.
I’m not washing my pussy with handsoap.
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