took him home. told him i would rock his world. passed out. a for effort f for follow thru
Why must guys tell girls who are a little bigger that "they like a girl with meat on her bones?" Yeah needless to say he went home alone
just left the emergency room. condom extraction.
DRUNK CANOEING
Please text me if you survive.
LAND HO BITCH
does the girl puking in my garbage belong to you?
I wanna get shitfaced and yell about Tim tebow
Not sure. All I know is that she has a tight dark green skirt and I will not rest until I have used my teeth to rip it off of her
Whiskey and an unstable home life is apparently the fountain that 20-something boys like to drink from.
.......The other day I peed on him in the shower....he was trying to touch my boobs and I wanted my space.
Totally just railed SuperGirl for my birthday. Best Girlfriend EVER!
I told him he could fuck me in his Notre Dame jersey if they won and he never texted back. What is this world coming to
You are the jesus of drinking
Life achievement unlocked: I just ate a Slim Jim "Lady and the Tramp" style with a guy in a bar.
Nothing says "single girl" quite like Pinot Grigio and canned ravioli at 11:30 pm....
I'm on the fast track to lesbian land
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