He like poked it twice with the tip of his tongue then left it alone. I'm sad.
Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
With such a small dick you'd think he'd try to make up for it with some sort of personality.
Jenna and Ryan are ranting and raving about child custody. MY VASECTOMY SMILES.
he kept saying "mind over matter" as he fucked me
Synchronized big wheels back flips off the second floor roof. Good idea or great idea?
so hungover ... i gave my nephew five bucks to go blow bubbles for an hour in the kitchen.
Not going to lie- I'm a little freaked out camping right now. This is one of those high activities you don't do by yourselves...or close to bears
God dammit not the cupcake channel. Not when I'm high.
It sucks laughing and vomiting at the same time, trust me. I kind of remember
He told me he felt like he was just pistol-whipped by Testicle Man.
Look, if a guy shows up at your house. He's short, name is Logan, has weird vertical hair, let him in, give him food, and a place to stay. He's on a ver important mission. And I am he. as he is me and we are all together. And we are the eggman, goo goo gajoob.
Chicks dig it when you smell like bong water and frebreeze.
Hangover and judgement, the breakfast of champions.
Its one of those days... someone might die
Would a picture of my dick help?
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