we had that weird still in bed morning after conversation. Her dad is the vp of my company.
forget your mom, you can see her anytime. A one night stand only happens ONE night.
i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
Denmark girl wants me to go out but i remembered shes a raging whore with extremely questionable morals. Not feelin that tonight
i was unaware that anal sex sometimes ends with shit on the bed.
i told you the emergency thong was a good idea.
My lips are sealed. Both pairs.
i'm about to tell me dad "sorry staying in isnt an option. i'm fucking a marine tonight."
I'm lying topless with an eye infection at the foot of my bed with a dog between my legs. With disney in the background. Its one of those 3 am moments
See, thats where im at with my life, welcome to the slut yaht we will be cruising comfortably all summer at an extremely drunken relaxing pace S.S. Slut Bucket
I know it I should, but it's kinda nice. It's smells like unbridled enthusiasm and copious amounts of melt your face off sex.
I think a van full of parolees just blew me kisses. Thoughts?
gona look into getting a tetanus booster and carrying an adrenaline shot...its going off this weekend
Well, I could just slap my dick to my phone and see what it says
Yeahh. im on the phone with him drunk. he told me he found a pigeon in a cardboard box and named it quincy...
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