These guys are walking up and down the hallway yelling, "Yo, is this the floor with the unisex bathroom?"
They're sharing a mixed drink at a bar with straws...its like a disney movie with booze
My vagina has officially become a vortex for sexually confused frat guys.
Don't play hard to get, I've seen some of the girls you've slept with.
Most sexually ambiguous night of my life. Kept switching from the NBA finals to the Tonys.
I just found pizaa roll in my hair. Already been to class today
sorry
why?
oh you didn't look in the living room yet, did you?
I walking on her passed out on her bed, clutching a burrito and the walking dead dvd on replay.
Awee what are you going to name your new dog?
What dog?
I have chafed skin from the handy she gave me. I told her that and she said return the favor when it heals. I'm in love.
I'm trying to get fucked by 4 girls here, and you're worried about verb tenses?!
i'm face down in a ditch right now please help this is not a metaphor for my life this is real.
the problem is i have six tabs of acid in my freezer and no self control
Would an open wound count as good sex or bad sex?
She told me the next morning I stared at her tits for like 15 minutes with binoculars from only a few seats away.
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