I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
I'm really proud of her, she waited until she was on tiled floor to start puking on the ground
dream priorities were more important than voting today. don't tell me you wouldn't keep going back to sleep to find out who would win a fight between oprah and godzilla
He just broke up w his most recent gf again, wish I could message her and be like it's not you he's gay.
they wouldn't let me take the pitcher of beer on the ferris wheel
I just don't know about this life anymore. Quite frankly I think I belong up there in the great blue, lounging on a cloud sippin tea with Jesus
I plan on being naked for at least 2/3 of the wedding.
In college, I had one standard. Penis. A lot has changed since then. Now I really only have one standard. Breathing.
Walk of shame. Stopped at an estate sale on the way back to the house. Old lady pulled a condom wrapper of the back of my hoodie. beat that
he came in the room wearing gloves & rapping while eating a corndog
knight in shining armor
In other news, I'm pretty sure my mom was encouraging me to have a threesome yesterday... I don't even want to start digging in that garden of horror and trauma.
I buy a new bowl every time I get a new guy. It's retail therapy.
He nailed that bed down really well so it won't break again. All I could think while he was nailing it was "challenge accepted".
Thank you for being so charming, but do you have syphilis?
I just landed at Logan and some guy threw up in the baggage carousel. Boston never really changes
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