I think horse shit smells the best of all shits.
Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
Just saw remains of her puke from last night on my pants.... thats got "Apology BJ" written all over it.
What the fuck. The girl next to me just looked at her phone, put her stuff away, and popped a birth control and ran out of class. Lucky fucking guy.
This whole living in Ohio thing is getting reaaaaallly old.
Why do fat girls all have such cute faces?
God wants them to get laid too.
You are just a treasure cave of fabulous alcoholic ideas.
Hey, I can't find my bed frame. Do you know who took it?
This summer has already been like the best summer ever. FREEDOM IS AWESOME. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND GOD BLESS THE SINGLE LIFE.
She was from Wisconsin, she had great boobs... I mean... It's a dairy state....
I haven't seen her in probably 3 months and when she showed up wasted to my house she promptly pulled out her tit
So we decided we're going to stop having sex...except for tonight. And probably tomorrow.
Saw my drug dealer at Easter mass with his family so that was weird
So now I know what having sex while surrounded by chickens feels like.
Let's just say that I took off my pants and I had superman boxers on. Then she took off her pants and she had batman panties on. I think she's the one!
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