GM filed for bankruptcy, all the dealerships closed, and it's june and I'm in jeans and a sweatshirt and I'm cold. What is the point of living in this state anymore?
Hooked up with my old baby sitter last night, so what do I do? As I was sucking her tits I decided it would be a good idea to say " goo goo gah gah"....it wasn't a good idea.
nothing like celebrating the fact that you're not a father by trying to impregnate other women
We need to get her some penis inspired head protection.
So after I was tied with a feather boa he left me there with KFC and cherry coke
The fact that he is from Canada is way more embarrassing than the fact that you met him on match.com
oh my god. the driver of our party bus just said "no drugs unless you're sharin," my confidence in him is not high at the moment
he told me not to treat him like a child and then started peeing off the trampoline
I'm back here naked if anyones wondering
We went from zero to drunk tank in 45 minutes.
I just ordered 30 klonopins from India that could probably be anything from Viagra to Midol. You need to find another friend to get advice from right now
Then again, he has huge mansions.
*manboobs.
I've just had my first cup of coffee in a month and I moaned at the first drink and honestly I think this is the most sexual expreiance in 6 months
Being severely attracted to someone you find is your cousin just made my list of top 10 worst feelings
Thanks for the reference. If your boss hires me, I'll buy you a drink.
If my boss hires you, I'm going to need it.
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