yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
he only lasted three minutes, so to spite him i stayed the night and slept in.
we sang "a whole new world" together. either he's my gay best friend or the love of my life.
That's the great thing about NY, if you pee your dress you have an entire cab ride to air dry your panties before the next club.
Just got an email from TMobile. Said they were going to pursue "more qualified" candidates. So this is what rock bottom feels like.
he told me not to treat him like a child and then started peeing off the trampoline
THIS IS NO TIME FOR SHAME JOSH. JUST GOTTA GET IT IN. PURELY FOR LEVELING UP PURPOSES
You and your vagina are hellbent on selfdestruction and bad decisions
Dude...can we put that on a tshirt? I will totally sport that shit.
I don't know how Dave is alive, I feel like he's been drinking since I met him.
I bought Plan B for the first time and an interview outfit today. You could say my life is improving.
I'm at the nutcracker high as shit. It's so beautiful. I cried.
He told me I'm a small core of pure evil wrapped up in sweetness, gold, and puppies. He gets me.
That is beautiful
Is it possible to hurt your vagina working out, because I think my Dumbass accomplished that... 😯😟😒😓
Do I even want to know?
How do you feel about a threesome?
Will you be there?
I'm the one asking!
Got so high i fell asleep kyaking...for 2 hours.
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