That adds atleast one bjs worth of awkward sexual tension between us.
so some random man just messaged me on facebook "tig ol bitties" should i be concerned?
I knew we would be good together when you made me lick jameson off your boob while you screamed along with racks on racks
My only regret is not throwing up on the conveyor belt in the dining hall
There needs to be a crayon color for how blue my balls are
She had one unshaved part on her vagina that she called "the soul patch" I just didn't know what to think
I took 36 pictures of my lava lamp. your weed wins.
You're the third person who's asked me for an afternoon blow connection in one day. Unreal.
That's more of a you-issue than a me-issue
you were afraid hed set himself on fire so you dumped a box of baking soda on him
Sorry bud. Having a shitty day because the GF broke up with my wife and I. We really liked her too
Her neighbors? They're nice. Young family. Tried not to get puke on their side of the lawn.
From what I remember I had fun, until I threw up, and lost my shoes..
I don't need inspirational quotes. If I'm going to be motivated, it will be by anger and spite.
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
Theres about 23 grilled cheese sandwiches stuck to my ceiling and tomato soup all over the kitchen. You are never allowed over again. Ever.
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