you definitely held a convo with a hobo
we have a secret handshake
Also do the "tongue the pee-hole" thing.
its always fun the next morning to look around the room and see where all the clothing landed.
Either I get my picture taken sitting on a fuckin pony, or I'm not coming.
her moans were so awkward that i kept asking "what" when she'd say my name...
Well were gunna have to wash the couch cover now...maybe even the couch, soap or fire your decision
Sounds like it could have been the night you pulled out your love stump at the strip club.
We lost you in the mall, but to no surprise we found you waiting in line to sit on santas lap. You said you wanted to ask him for a pound of weed and a subway giftcard for xmas.
AFTER I licked the bald guys head they told me we weren't playing
Update: That guy is no longer in the restroom, so he's probably not dead.
I was in a penguin suit. Dick out. I am confident in the value of my pic.
You peed in my kitchen, while crying and insisting my floor was a toilet.
you hit your head on the sneeze guard and passed out at Pizza Hut they called the police
Last thing I remember I was riding on a picnic table being hauled around by a lawn mower with an empty case of bud light on my head...
I don't want to be flamboyant (says the guy who bought a hot pink suit to be a flamingo for Halloween)--but I don't mind being a little extra.
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