Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
Interestingly im still mad at you for the time we got high and you tried to hump me.
Lol thats a classic
She is only going home with him in hopes to give him herpes. She has been plotting some master revenge since 7th grade.
After 2 hrs of driving around looking for him, we just found him sleeping in the bed of my truck with the cover closed, cuddling with the spare tire.
and she is using the paper towels as a pillow... but you know what? i've done that too.. so u can really tell we are sisters.
Hahahaha you would not believe what I just pulled out of my vagina. Actually you probably wouldn't be surprised.
I swear, its like my old fuck buddies have a 6th sense for when I'm going to be daydrunk. Then they start texting me. And then I start sexting them
But he found my shoe...that at least deserves a handjob.
Someone at all my grapes... if it was you or one of your hoodrat friends I swear to god I'll shit in your shampoo
its kind of scaring me that i am turned on by tom cruise in rock of ages
So, this year for my birthday, want to get rip-roaring schmammered and watch my episode of my super sweet 16? We can do lines off my tiara.
I feel like everyone in class can tell we had a threesome last weekend.
And now you know why we call him Three-Balls Brad
Hey what you doing tonight?
Working at the hospital! So hurt yourself and come visit :)
See you in about a hour
She was giving me head, and a cop pulled up next to us. I freaked when he looked over at me, but so did he and rear ended the car in front of him.
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