Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
All I've ever wanted to do in life is right
Maybe you should learn how to spell write first
Ooooh. That's not a mole. Uncomfortable.
Where the fuck is Rob at, he hasnt answered his phone in like 2 weeks.
Dude Rob died 2 weeks ago wtf?
Holy shit r u serious? How?
Just kidding, but im pretty sure he boned your gf and doesnt want to talk to you.
I start off june hungover/still drunk stumbling down my driveway with the trashcan at 6am..it's gonna be an interesting month
So he handed us the weed then asked us if we needed any papers. And she goes "i dont know what that means, do we need to sign something?"
September 16th, captains log. I awoke in a daze, not sure of my location
hey you knew what you were in for when i showed up with 2 fifths of Jim. plus i left money to pay for a new sink
He kept pouting and saying i cockblocked him and I kept yelling "I'm sorry...but the cock was never out to be blocked"
TIL a potato cannon can be loaded with dildos as ammunition. Boy, do our neighbours love us!
He totally sucks at sexting. He sent me a clothed shot of his ass captioned "I know this gets you going." What?
Jeff brought me a cup of coffee to my desk. He's getting a blow job.
I’m going to cut back. New Year, New Me
I would never wish less dick on anyone but do what you gotta do
Goat in kitchen.....explanation?....
And now Google thinks I have a hard hat fetish...maybe I do...
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