Found a phone last night. Hope "daddy" gets picture messages
I just saw a Kleenex commercial and thought about last night. I'm sorry about your hair.
After grabbing my boob for a couple minutes he then decides to ask me if I was awake.
I found out what happened to that girls weave last night. It was draped over a bush in my backyard.
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
I gave him head and we watched Fashion Police. somehow it wasn't awkard.
I'm sitting at my desk looking through our payroll system photos to find my next boyfriend. Abuse of power or awesome?
Hey.. there are 2 people i've never met before spooning in the bathtub. Please elaborate on what went down last night.
Just found out that guy A from the threesome I had is now dating guy B's younger sister
Go for gold. Two birds with one vag.
No we don't really celebrate valentines day, we just use it as an excuse to drink 3 bottles of red wine and fuck for a few hours.
I just almost caught my floor on fire, then decided I could put it out with my knuckles! So I'm doing good!
You were making out w/ur brothers coach against a door when someone opened it and you both fell through... Then you continued to make out on the ground
What can i say, my face is nice and my body is just unreal. And my beer pouring/stealing is incredible \n
I'd rather explain to the cops why I'm naked than why I'm drunk.
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