Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
The guy in front of me in lecture is using a fifth of smirnoff as a water bottle.
Nevermind, it's not water.
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
i swear, about 40% of my drunken life is spent having sex with him.
Sex tent. say it aloud its amazing. promise you we rnt stoned.
I mean...he was throwing up for almost 3 consecutive hours. I don't think there's a chance in hell that would have tasted even close to tolerable.
I would feel worse for you if you weren't waking up between a pair of double Fs that attached to a classically trained chief. Im still jacking off eating hot pockets.
This guy at the airport was telling me 3/4 dudes in his group got rufied at some strip club. One guy woke up in the hospital, another found himself in a random parking garage, the other got back to the room and they all shit their pants. Go Vegas.
It wasnt until i started dancing that i realized i pissed myself dude. I dont think shes gonna call me back.
Thou shall not get drunk and hit bitch cup in pong and take shirt off while wearing a see-through lace bra again
Next time I take edibles I'm getting chipotle to cater the event
She has a bong hits for Jesus shirt. Of course I'm going to like her.
I licked your asshole in confidence.
It's not even noon and I've had 3 people call me a savage, one of them said it in reference to the blow job I gave them. So I guess you could say it's going to be a good weekend
He saw me naked after our first date and still asked for a second.. so I think we’re doing good
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