how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
Um don't talk to me about fat. I just used my chip bag to cover up all my candy wrappers in the garbage.
i have now been nicknamed the screamer on the first, third, fourth, & six floor by all the ra's. only two more floors to go before i cover the entire dorm.
3 a.m. laundry plus 100 proof peppermint schnapps does not turn out well. Not only is there a puddle of detergent outside the laundry room that I spilled, but my clothes were found in the dryer wit a box of Franzia and a 40. Good thing I was too drunk to turn it on.
the mexican frat downstairs started singing this mariachi song, then out of nowhere some dude busts out a trumpet and plays along. is this even real?
Well. I went to a frat party where they mixed gin and Mountain Dew. My kingdom for some olives and vermouth.
One of the annoying girls in my 7 AM class showed up drunk for her 21st birthday and just auctioned off her fake ID.
Just cried to my husband about how much I'm going to miss my boyfriend... Maybe marriage is going to work for me after all
My manager just held my hair while I threw up in a dumpster. New low.
It feels so wrong having a picture of my tits next to a picture of my daughter.
COCAINE AND SUSPENSFUL BBC SHOWS DO NOT WORK.
That awkward moment when you hear your boss yelling during sex while you're on her couch eating Easy Mac.
She shaved her vagina in my bed. Good night
My bookbag can hold 30+ beers. They shoulda put that on the tag bc its a big selling point
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