Are we in a gay sports bar?
And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
Tipsy and thinking of you. Talk tomorrow. My alliteration is awesome.
you know you go to a catholic school when you are rollin a joint with matthew 14:1-12
dont worry about it. i always have emergency bong water with me
I'm concerned you might be passed out on a random rooftop right now. Not concerned enough to do anything about it. Hope you're alive. Goodnight.
I would just watch. I wouldn't even have a boner cuz I would do so much coke. It would just be funny.
Can we dedicate this weekends marathon sexcapades to all the haters?
stop calling me dude. finger blasting me officially kills you being able to call me dude.
My eyes feel like they're throwing up and I am the only human on campus
Let's just not urinate on things that don't need to be urinated on
This gem of a conversation has been brought to you be weed
Will you remind me I changed my hotspot phone password to fuckyouprivilegedwhitedude
What the hell happened to the sandwich meat I just bought?
After you smoked, you made 8 ham sandwiches.
Guess that explains the mysterious disappearance of the bread...
That confirms what we've all known all along. I'm a bad gay. I have no fashion sense.
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