I think I just made patron unclassy I bought limes at a gas station and for salt we are using gas station packets of salt
There's a girl sitting in front of me making a PowerPoint on Jack Bauer.
You hooked up with 4 random girls, avoided your grilfriend finding out about it, and dodged traffic on Park Ave. Can you say luck of the Irish?
It's true- you can buy beer at McDonald's in France. I'm not coming back to the States.
we need to drink more beer. the fridge wont close.
I vaguely remember walking down the highstreet with a plate of K offering lines to passers buy. I sold a line to a taxi driver.
Looks like a significant portion of my drinking money just became legal fees.
You peed up the stairs in front of everyone then blamed it on the dog
ARE YOU SAYING THAT YOU DON'T WANT TO GO TO A PARTY AT AN ADULT STORE WHERE A BUNCH OF HOT GIRLS ARE DRINKING
I've counted four places at work I need to get laid in. Come help me accomplish this.
Hey, I'm your guy
I've been called an asshole for a lot of things in my life, but I never thought it would be because of potatoes
You get 5 min
Your time limits don't scare me, I'll include foreplay and redressing in that 5 min. If you wanted to challenge me you should say you got an hour, id be scared then and more creative.
Omg the world wants us to be better people
I refuse
That last one reminds me of the time we smoked that foot-long joint and by the time we'd finished we were so stoned we applauded it.
Florida is balancing how much this place sucks with how many vodkas you can have to cope in order to still be allowed on the plane to leave
Randomize
