Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
Just got mistaken for a cardboard cutout ad in line at Taco Bell. New low?
Dude, I just scraped frozen vomit from my rooftop
I really wish I could say this is a new low for you
I might not be able to enter cuba but that doesn't mean that a cuban can't enter me
At what point are you a chubby chaser or just desperate for sex?
You just met him on Thursday, and you've already nicknamed him Golden Penis?
Those people having sex on the beach kept looking over at you guys throwing his shoes at the seagulls.
remember that guy i blew in a bathroom in barcelona, i just blew him again in rome. lightning does strike twice.
Who the fuck was that guy he kept pulling his dick out walking up to people trying to hand it to people and saying go ahead open the door like it was a door knob
Free tacos and bad night are never used in the same sentence
On duty sugar tits. A Marine never abandons his post to take nudi pics.
The night's not a success unless at least 60% of participants wake up with bite marks on their genitals the next morning.
I don't know what kind of parties you go to, but we should hang out more often.
You fist bumped my dick last night saying good game. That you'll be back for the 2nd game...
congratulations on joining the accidental bisexual club
Just got an email from match.com trying to match me with My ex..I nearly pissed myself laughing
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