So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
remind me next year to leave the 19 year old girl at home when you're going to pride. total cock block
Do you ever go through someone elses pictures and just appreciate the fact that youre not really friends with them?
I swear that when I have my own bathroom, I'm gonna lock myself in there and masterbate for at least 3 days in sheer appreciation of it.
Now she's making me sit here and look at pictures of guys she likes who look like bears. She's calling them her bear friends.
She poured a bottle of rum in the champagne fountain, did like 5 jello shots at the same time, then lit herself on fire. Twice. This is how everyone should turn 21.
Hes screaming about Slender man. whatever hes on is probably not healthy.
I still have a scar from the last time she gave me a handjob. There is NO WAY i'll stick my dick anywhere near her again
Tell me why I woke up spooning a hamburger like it was a teddy bear.
This is true. I'm still having Jess write "no drugs" on my left hand and "except weed" on my right hand
Who gives a hand job to a 19 yr old one night then the next lets a 31 year old random man fly a plane to town and pick u up and take u to dinner?
so evidently blowing a guy does not mean he will say hi to you when he sees you in class.. in case you're ever wondering
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
Your mom has reinvented the use of a ping pong ball.
I finally realized he drank way too much when he tried serenading me to the song "come my lady" while slowly and creepily making his way toward me...keeping constant eye contact.
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