So my shaver died while I was trimming...ya know. And now it is half way done. I don't think there's currently any aesthetic in keeping it this way...
It's like God knew that was my ex's best friend and punished me. I've never vomited that much in my life.
I miss old school porno. There just isn't any love in porn these days.
i ditched last period to have sex with him. i had to change into my skank clothes in the church parking lot. little kids were on the swings.
nothing about this is right.
Should I tell him the real reason I was in the hospital, or should I just keep him thinking the side effect he thought was in for was allergy related, not I just miscarried the child I didn't know we were having?
I wish they could condense everything I needed, nutritionally speaking, into mike and ikes
I just ASL-ed someone for the first time since 2002.
Passing out on a toilet is not classy no matter what you're wearing. Not even a pea coat.
We hotboxed his closet and accidentally lit some of his shirts on fire... do we have a fire extinguisher?
Glad to know I rate above a cabbage on the parenting scale.
I feel like im becoming the girl who only drunk texts him. I would be in the dog house, if situations like this had dog houses.
How long can I keep it classy to hook up in my old office building? Two more years? Does it get weird after 30?
If he survived pride he can survive a gay bar
Getting dressed and listening to the song Buffalo Bill danced to in Silence of the Lambs. I'm a perfect psych major.
so my parents definitely heard me when I was cumming last night...
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