Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
Actually, all he talks about is how great the sex is with her and how crappy you were at it. Stop being a bitch and gossiping masking it as self-righteousness.
So I missed her say 'don't' before 'come in me'. She felt what was happening and freaked - which actually made the moment 100x better.
btw good call for not making out for a pitcher of vodka, this hangover is bad enough
love being home for thanksgiving just had grandma pick me up from the frat by her house
I think its pretty common. 1 out of every 4 people probably have a stripper's phone # in their phone.
He paid the bartender with money from the tip jar then proceeded to hit on me in front of my date. I love frat dances
Welcome to a new world. May the gods of weed smile upon you as you embark on exploring this new dimension.
Just please try not to piss Danny off, I really can't afford to find a new drug dealer again
I just interrupted this girl giving a dude head in a parked car on the south side. Going down on your guy while you're parked in front of your house because you don't want your parents catching you is fine by me, just don't block the fire hydrant.
Fuck baseball, getting drunk and playing with kittens is the REAL national pasttime
He sent me a dick pic. I am fighting the urge to send him a "sorry for your loss" card.
I just got wasted for $3.50. My life can't get any better.
We could just go to Vegas and celebrate my singlehood and not contributing to the population.
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
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