Is this going to be a big send off or a somber occasion? Just need to know if I should start drinking on the train or not.
Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
No one goes out in public like that, unless they do anal
She had a maple leaf tattoo behind her ear and told me she liked my "playoff beard".
Only in Canada would your laziness be applied to hockey and rewarded.
You could say the cab driver was less than excited when we called his personal cell phone at 4am for directions back to our hotel after having blacked out at the club
She saves ONE person's life while blacked out and now she's positive anything can be done "while fucking hammered"
you know you've had too much sex when your vagina hurts when you laugh
How do I ask where the Jello shot cups are at Walmart without sounding like white trash?
saying, "have a good fall!" After fucking a virgin boy is good etiquette, right?
A stoners worse nightmare? Well packaged snacks. Just took me 5 mins to get a cinnamon roll out of the package. And another 3 mins to properly type this text
I have shit my pants twice this week. #adulthood
just woke up on the floor of my shower...it was still runnning
I got outsmarted by a door tonight. Twice.
All I remember is your girlfriend laying on the bathroom floor and me crawling in and asking if it was okay to puke.
How was your night?
Good. I made people cry and run home
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