32 messages asking me to suck his dick. And there for a minute i thought i was desperate. ha!
Hahahaha
make that 40.
I know it's getting bad when I wash the bong more often then the dishes
kerrys trying to convince everyone in the bar shes a lesbian. cheers to not being the drunkest girl in the room. i probably wont piss myself tonight.
He thanked me for being "his little blond pogo stick last night". Good thing?
She washed her feet in the sink at white castle. I want this girl in my life.
My econ prof just gave me a shot glass because I was the "randomly picked" winner of the lecture. Ties into our supply and demand lecture, supplied with a shot glass, demand a thirsty thursday
she's lying on the floor with a bottle of vodka, belting shakira. plz advise.
I am making a budget for 2012. Should condoms be in the insurance or entertainment category?
But I wanna cuddle and just put my hand awkwardly close to your penis area by accident and look at you
You're worse than that girl who made out with her cousin at that party
That was you...
You were just so carefree! People were like, "there's broken glass everywhere" and you were just like, IDGAFFFFFFF
Are we at that point yet where I can just say "I want you to sit on my face"? If not, want to go out for "drinks"?
I just want a relatively mentally stable guy with tattoos and facial hair that loves Captain America as much as I do and will fuck me the way I deserve to be fucked, is that too much to ask for?
That Spanish guy who looks like Ben Affleck from that club we went to 3 weeks ago is still texting me.. He clearly doesn't remember what I look like.
My apartment stinks of burning failure
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