Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
Just saw a guy at the gas station legitimately dressed in exactly what my costume was last night. Fuck his life.
She was raised with a wonderful home life. I can't do anything with that.
It's really awkward/depressing when you are wearing heels larger than his dick
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
I was ok with it until you started yelling " just the tip!" I know she's you gf but don't backseat drive the three-way.
Just thought you should know I'm having a reunion tour of Athens this weekend. Minus the weird guy I was fucking last time.
id one day like to live in a world full of emotionless and wonderfully fullfilling sex...
I just wanna suck his dick on my balcony ya know
My car insurance payment showed up today, so no inflatable hot tub for now. Sorry to disappoint.
Got arrested last night. My cell mate just added me on Facebook.
They just made me take another shot and I found out the liquor store next to my brothers house has a petting zoo
Mind. Blown.
So I justmade it back home and was greeted to a squirrel in my dorm... Last time I let my friends rent it out for a party.
I dont think the chain smoking, tequila shots or cocaine was good for my bronchitis.
I'm going to get him a gold star sticker and put it on his dick
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