I wanna come home
And do what?
Kiss. Rip clothes off. Repeat.
this ugly chick literally cried last night because i wouldnt let her give me head
47 days without vaginal penetration. Im pretty sure it's grown over.
Do you realize that if your cunt was a missing person it would be assumed dead?
Word to the wise: do not smoke before going grocery shopping with only 12 bucks. So stressful.
i just saw the eighteen different ways i could die and only after that did i realize i'd made a poor decision
Eberyones makin fun of me cuz I found a snail and caught him and put him in a bocks for u
Prepare for tons of dick. I mean dick by the bucket loads. Waterfalls if cock.
I mean he did ask and he said it's cold out but i didn't realize we were that comfortable hahaha sex is one thing but borrowing a sweatshirt?
Locking that text forever.
Please don't tell me that blonde guys name is Matthew I won't be able to fuck a guy with my brothers name
Well, I dont really know how much penis you have at your disposal so I cant be sure
Fuck it, I'm going to make my own dick pic album since iOS 10 won't do it for me.
I'm going to confession for the first time in 6 years. Where do I start, the gay sex or rampant alcoholism?
Not only do I have a well-defined bite mark on my arm, but I also have a perfectly clear bruise of a handprint wrapped around my arm like a tribal tattoo. Thoughts on how that happened?
He made me ask permission to to cum and it made me cum.
Uh oh. Put down the vodka cancel the clowns and get rid of the donkey
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