It's American, baby! There ain't nothin gross about America.
I am SOOO high
tell me about your high
HUGE THUMBTACKS
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
It's like alcoholism for beginners at my kitchen table.
Bro, I just want to tell you that I'm glad you got fired. I'm going to fuck your replacement.
I feel like we shud celebrate your sisters homecoming by having sex in her room
He's going to be my graduation present to myself.
He just showed up with a bottle of wild turkey a half a can of coke and some marshmallows yelling "gobble gobble bitches" my roommates hate my cousin
People were staring and acting all judgmental and offended... Like they've never seen anyone breastfeed in a liquor store.
I just got stoned alone and repierced my nose. don't ever tell me I'm unaccomplished
I just got stoned by myself and am eating cookies so I'm right there with you
Well the streak is over, I saw a penis today
Oh no. Did we do a blood oath again?!
go for it girl, the world is ur dick oyster
I look over and the both of you are naked, and he's eating chicken nuggets off the floor
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