Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
see you put your penis in her and it's like an ignition key to start the crazy
well you haven't lived until you've been 86'ed from a family restaraunt
mom brought her knitting needles with her. its bad enough to be in the ER on new years, but to be with the knitting parent!?
I have a video (on my shattered iphone) of a random DJ at some bar giving me a birthday shoutout and texts from random numbers talking about birthday sex. My birthday is in April... Happy birthday to me?
Also I'm sitting home alone with a big ass bowl of marshmallows right now just eating. It's so sad.
as he was fingering me, all I was thinking about was how lucky his girlfriend is...
why can't I meet attractive men at the places I like to hang out? like books a million. or the liquor store.
Good. Need a drinking partner later. FOR AMERICA!!!
Mimosa dick, like his cousin Whiskey dick, is just as ineffective but a lot more fun to be around
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
i think ive reached a prime reproductive point in my life or somethin- i see gingers and all i want to do is have their babies. like my body knows that i have a to carry on a legacy
It's like we're in an emotionally distant three-way and there's not even sex to show for it.
So what if you don't want to be with your family. Go drink alone and watch Netflix like a normal person, don't be productive!
Yea I went out in footie pajamas and still got laid. Good night for u?
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